Sammmyyy:)

(via thehilariousblog)

When a substitute teacher tries to yell at you

Headphones rules.

No headphones = You can talk to me.

One headphone = You can talk to me if I like you.

Two headphones = Fuck off.

if it takes more than 3 seconds to load

me: the internets broken

When I’m married, I never want to fight in front of my kids because I know I hated seeing that shit.